Tuesday, June 9, 2026

Mushroom Paradise

 As I jump through the world of the Mushroom Kingdom

I take a look at my life and realize I'm real dumb-

'Cause I've been smashin' and squashin' so long that

Even Bro Luigi thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never stomped a koopa that didn't deserve it

Me be treated like a goomba, you know that's unheard-uh'

You better watch how you jumpin' and where you spittin'

Or you and your homies might find pit to get in

I really hate to trip, but I got new power

As they go up in smoke, I see myself in the fire flower

Fool, I'm the kinda plumbuh the little homies wanna be like

On my knees in the pipes, sprayin' fireballs in the cheeps' eyes

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Look at the situation they got me facing

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the pipes

So I gotta be down with the 'shroom life

Too much video game playin', got me chasing blight 

I'm an educated fool with coins on my mind

Got ninety nine in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I'm a loc'd out plumber, set trippin' wonder

And my homies is down, so don't arouse my thunder

Fool, death ain't nothin' but a koopa away

I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say?

I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24?

The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That the ones we hurt are you and me?

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Power and the coinage, coinage and the power

Minute after minute, hour after hour

Everybody's jumpin', but half of them ain't catchin'

It's going on in the castle, but I don't know what's hatchin'

They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me

If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?

I guess they can't, I guess they won't

I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That the ones we hurt are you and me?

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That the ones we hurt are you and me?

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