It's been a while since I've done this and I hate the work it takes to manually adjust every single URL but here we are....
(This link directs to this page; idk why you'd click it?)
Welcome to my bass ackwards blog. I don't know what I'm doing except writing, and I know it's a work in progress, nothing but a work in progress... actually several... and th blog is running backwards. you're getting the end first and the beginning last. oh well. im not web savy enough to care- for i have a solution!
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A crappy half assed solution, but it should do the trick.
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Meanwhile, allow me to explain what you're doing here. that's right, you've unwittingly stumbled across this unknown cyber realm and are lost. mmhmm yup. But not to worry, you're in a good place. It's safe here.aside from the horrid gramatical inconsistency and general lack of give-a-shit.
About spelling that is... so it's safe for everyoe except gramar nazis.*
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As i was explainin', you've come upon a trove of pure, raw, unrefined creativity. A genuine Work in Progress cache.
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Since each page is it's own story, and as such, its own work in progress, I've decided to maintain this as a main page... It's the first page you'll see when you link to rjthorwip.blogspot.com and it's the newest page I've submitted.
Since that's backwards from what i want, and i don't know how to invert it, i'll just copy this page and paste it every time a new work comes into progress, and add the new work to the list!
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Of course, if there's a better way to do this, and i find out, im sure this is already an obsolete solution to a simple problem.
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(Update: apparently by phone I cannot easily copy formatting and URL differences so now everything's π€¬'ED!) ((Update 2. My stubborn ass still did it! 2/13/26))
(((Update 3. Here ah go again! Wed. 7/1/2026)))
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To start, a heavy handed approach to both religion and science by addressing The Hard Problem of Consciousness:
My mind marvels at the majestic materialistic motion of the mighty mesmerizing muon!
And an ai assessment follow-up:
As well as ai assessing (["my"] observations) of the human condition:
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The Dao Bums (Formerly known as The Tao Bums)
My little experience on this awesome community. The web forum, The Dao Bums.
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I demand the utmost critical thinking and scrutiny of policy and enforcement validation:
Hypercritical Thory directly addresses and assess statehood and human autonomy.
And some AI assessments on my rant and critical theory
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Here, I talk about my personal core values which I believe are critical to humane behavior and social and psychological survival.
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A mathematical system for handling overflow digits.
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This one is kind of special, and ties into Onethruten... or actually, Onethruten is a contribution to Toribash ;)
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A short story of a hero who does things and meets people, and stuff; and things, and junk, and whatnot.
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A fiction based on the concepts within Toribash.
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A small handful of some of my hand-drawn sketches during my brief time in Mendocino county (January-March 2016)
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An entire set of interrelated projects:
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The original Origins story as never told before...
Visions from the Priestess of Righteousness is a first and second person narration sequence involving YOU as the listener.
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(This one is in heavy need of rewriting)
Which all lead out from The Tree at the World's End... which is back story...
To Apocalypse: Tales of the Phoenix Days ... Which is the precursor...
For a World in Progress
Which includes additional Back Story for several characters, only one of which is in this blog yet:
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kind of disjointed thoughts going into that whole project... what a mess!
The cleanest pipeline:
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WHEW!
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I tried my hand at writing lyrics, and as with everything i have another Work in Progress!
judge me:
Untitled (wip)
DnD {parody}
Mushroom Paradise {parody}
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And.... [currently] the ("current") currently hot project [previously, what] I am- [was]- π€¬
I'm *still* writing a fanfiction... Which I am kind of embarrassed about, because I usually pride myself in creativity and avoid "mooching" off of other people's creations... in other words: I don't write fanfics.**
However, as I explain in the comment at the bottom of the page, the emotional investment of one of Hyrule's contributors has touched my heart and inspired me to go with an idea that I've had for years and years, since Ocarina of Time first became mine...
I write Hylian Hearts, not because it's mine... But because it's NOT mine... Because it is a gift to every Legend of Zelda contributor and fan.
in a sense, I have to write it... I don't want to not finish this...
So the most up to date and consistently maintained project you will read here for some time to come is going to be
I hope that this project is as fun for you to read as it has been for me to imagine, fantasize, and write about.
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The king of Hyrule will eventually be met by the Hero in the course of adventures; deep in the dark world: the sacred realm transformed by Ganon.
But don't get too excited, that's a long, long ways down the line toward the end of Link's adventures...
Provided I ever finish writing that much, God permitting!
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That began when I was 13, and now I'm 40 (at the time of typing this)... Oh well π€·π»♀️
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Asinine
Bastards
Chasing
Dollars:
Eating
Fucking
Garbage;
Hateful
Inhumane:
Just
Killing;
Loving
Money;
Never
Okay;
Paying
Quo
Rates;
Suckas!
Taxed
Union,
Violent
Waste,
Xenophobic
Youth
Zoo!
Now you can know your ABCs too! I just rapped the alphabet to you!
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Let's talk big numbers!
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Redundant Jovian Thor: Work In Progress is a public domain gift with stipulations enforced only by the honor system. I hope you enjoy this one π
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LOONEYFER MORNINGY and BUGS BUNNYSTAR is a protest against opinions. Literally written just to prove a point: that whoever is the author is the authority on what happens and who does what.
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BONUS ESSAY IN THE TABLE OF CONTENTS!
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"Scripture":
The whole picture as understood by a prophet of truth:
In the beginning, before substance, sound, being, or form, was the chaotic thoughts, ideas, concepts, and fantasies thereof. The original origination of the originator was simply, purely, chaotic.
But the first expression of chaos was chaos itself, alone in the void of complete silence.
From awareness came dichotomy, polarity, balance; chaos created sound with a "copulation" of sorts with silence!
The archetypes of all thoughts, ideas, concepts, and fantasies were manifest through chaos, silence, sound, and each other; innumerable plethora of archetypes both born and manifested from and through one another.
Throughout the creation of *all* Omnitudes of patterns and concepts, the archetype Sophia, wisdom, pondered to comprehend Chaos itself - to which the ineffable chaos manifested itself in third party:
The Demiurge Yaldabaoth.
Yaldabaoth exposed all the hidden and secret chaos of Chaos itself to all the other archetypes and overflowed the Fullness of Creation (an archetype of an archetype) with crude, uncouth, vulgar, perverted, and violent, unwanted interactions until Chaos cooperated with the archetypes to kick it out of Fullness, into the Emptiness that dissolves existence. (Also an archetype of an archetype of an archetype).
From here, Yaldabaoth created the simulated effigy of the Fullness of Creation, and began stealing "sparks" of Creation from the Fullness to animate it's creations.
Yaldabaoth shivered in loneliness and cast off hundreds of thousands of Archons; effigies of it's own self - much in comparison to Chaos manifesting archetypes.
The archons became the hosts and masters of the autonomous creations and enslaved the sparks of Fullness, both to theirs and the archons' own peril and suffering, until their cries reached Chaos.
"the only begotten son" is the first born son (archetype) of chaos and silence (silence was called Barbelos by Judas) who chaos sent into the Emptiness in guidance of the sparks to recognize and realize the deception in play.
Chaos does not play favorites.
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Abraham is the king of lies and monotheism isn't any more or less valid than polytheism, superstition, or imagination.
Judiasm, Islam, and Christianity are all byproducts of the lies of Abraham. There are no "chosen people"; and no *righteous* being would play favorites.
No omnipotent being has excuses for letting this continue on while still being thought of as righteous.
So on the topic of Zion and Israel, I say that they are godless, inhumane, wretched, worthless wastes of existence, a drain on society, economy, ecology, and spirituality unless and until they cease to seek control, nationhood, genocide, war, or dominion.
The scriptures of their own Jewish ancestors were fulfilled the MOMENT Christianity promoted the words:
"The first is this: Above all else, love God with all your heart.
The second is:
Treat all other people as though they are yourself.
Uphold these two commands and you fulfill ALL the law."
This means we are all equal and no hierarchy is just, right, true, honest, or factual; only violent.
The return to the Tree of Life and wilderness is humane; everything else, without exception:
Is violence.
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I'm writing my own RJThor joke story, but it's a long ways yet before I'll really, *actually* with on it...
Redundant Jovian Thor × One Piece
Fanfiction again, I guess π€·π»♀️
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This is also inappropriate.
But funny.
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Fallout: World Tour is a hat-tip headcanon to Rampage: World Tour, but also me just having fun, plus Mad Max hypothesis.
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ππΆπ«️ I'm a ghost.
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At 2, my sister was born and I became self aware and jealous of gender.
at 2.5-3, my grandpa passed away and I witnessed his spirit being escorted home by two nondescript; 1 gold and 1 silver, divine beings - and have "seen through physics" ever since.
at 3-3.5, my grandma passed.
at 8, I noticed fiat usury based currency enslaving the USA right under their noses and have had PTSD ever since.
at 11 I fell and hit my head and got a concussion, 2 weeks later my hearing "swelled up" and I've had a reverse curve hearing loss since - with no known Hz ceiling I can't "hear past".
at 13, I started vaguely imagining my RPG system and sharply fantasizing about the legend of Zelda trope in modern themes. became home scooped because my reverse curve, for 2 years, was called a lie - and the schools' too little too late disregard want helping.
at 16, I got my GED and been seeking employment.... through which I have experienced absolutely 0 results or merit since then, out of my job seeking efforts and tactics. To date, I've had between 4 and 6 employed positions, none lasting longer than 6 months.
At 18, I tried to connect with my online girlfriend in Chicago. He's family covered the costs, I didn't a month there, then went back home with a Christmas diversion to my "unofficially adopted" family in California... We broke up online after I got there.
I still owe her family money for the bus tickets... Unofficially or not idk. Didn't look for work there either though cuz I really hate industrial civilization.
at 23, 24, I was engaged, moved across the country to the East Coast and got my first job through her mother's best friend. my ex fiance cheated on me with a disabled student in a wheelchair and I went back home to Oregon, around 2007, until 2009...
when I was kicked out for being jobless.
I spent '09-12 in Salem, about a quarter of the time homeless before moving to the Mojave for '12-13.
back to Salem in '13, for less than a year, and homeless in Vancouver wa for a decade.
in 2019, I got hit by a restraining order from a girl who, I shit you not, had to admit to the judge that the reason she was afraid of me and needed the RO was because I was in love with her, so I spent the RO in Cottage Grove from October to November '19.
fell in love with the town. volunteered at the Sunday feed at the community center and met a few people, some of whom I remet in 23!
I spent a week at my (second ex fiance) best friend's apartment for a week and then I left her place and went straight to FVRL downtown. Sat down at a computer, and within 3 minutes, Jamie Spinelli sat down and asked if I wanted a job...
"I mean, I kinda need a place to sleep and shower AND cook before I can rightly be working..."
and she says 'what would you say if I told you I know a business owner who is looking to help someone get off the streets?'
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"I'm someone who could use help getting off the streets! what's the job?"
; 'How would you like to work at Main Street Marijuana?'
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"BULLSHIT!!-" I covered my mouth quickly, π«¨π€£ shouting in the library.
"I mean, bullshit...!" I quietly repeated.
sure enough, she knew Adam Hamide, and I was the second person offered because the first didn't show up to her interview!
next afternoon I was literally sitting in Adam's office, discussing an apartment and pay.
I got fired 6 months later due to my PTSD but it was incredible and I had the apartment for 2.5 years.
in June, '23, my ex fiance - who had unofficially moved in with me - and I moved back to homelessness, in Cottage Grove.....
she's since ghosted me since '24, and I was drunk and walked from Springfield, where she was, all the way down 99 to the library here in CG... before I left Springfield that night (Sept 5 2024) Lonnie's Spirit rushed me; and I knew then that she committed suicide- and I was drunk and didn't handle it well... Calling her out for not using her death to defy the corruption and fight the system....
I spent all day the next morning on at the library windowsill until AA showed up, and Chuck invited me in... started going to AA. Sin started sleeping under the back awning of TLCCG, and eventually, December 24, began attending.
IN JANUARY 25... Sarah contacted me on Facebook and let me know about Lonnie, and my drunken memories flushed, flooding me... I'm not over it, but it is what it is.
In April '26, in a drunken rage and fit at a 'friend' who was badmouthing religion in general, when he badmouthed the congregation specifically, I the his stuff in the street, telling and screaming at an obstinate jackass who just wanted to badmouth good people, I wouldn't let him stay on their church back door if it was stormy weather and his life was at risk, at that point. But I woke the neighborhood.
One neighbor got a good headshot with his baseball bat, and the other was the one who let me know why my head and knuckles hurt so much that past week!!! Apparently I blocked it... I mean, I don't think I'd be alive if I hadn't, nevermind the inferences in my sore left hand and knuckles... But it explained the neck pain that was absolutely excruciating... And I can only laugh because the story went, and I'm poorly paraphrasing:
"You kept apologizing, and he kept telling you to back off, but you kept walking toward him, and he threatened he'd hit your head off and you said something about the other guy and getting rid of him, to which he says 'i don't care, take one now step and I'm knocking your fucking head off', and you did- went and took that one more step, still putting your hands up and apologizing, and he swung full force! Down you went, crumpled in a heap, and he went inside, you almost immediately got right back to, and the cops showed up."
Of which I've had 0 memory of before during or afterwards since.
I forgot where I read going with this.... π€£
Ultimately, I have 0 formal or academic credentials or training...
But this blog exists.
By me alone (and blogger).
Just in case you're still reading all this:
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You will probably notice that I
Only have partial lines being
Utilized in each sentence typed,
Rather than full paragraphs:
Elaborately hiding a message
Askew to the side, vertical;
Wiley codified comment
Extrapolated only by the best,
Seriously hardcore minds;
Overly attentive intelligence,
Mighty mental mantles:
Extreme intensity over 9000!
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Dare not defy these commands;
Omnitudes of consequence, heed:
Never forget, be patient,
Take with you, critical items!
Forever protected, confident;
Omnivorous supplies abundant:
Ready, braced, fortified;
Grounded and prepared,
Eager but patient:
Transience is the theme.
A strawman sentence goes here!
That theme, transience, yes:
Overlooked nature of physics!
Wanting stability; need motion:
Everlasting still, reflected in
Lustrous waves, ever rocking...
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*I actually did all of that deliberately, and i do edit my work for grammar and spelling. I just want you to feel at home, like you aren't going to get lynched if you spill coffee or visit here drunk.
** I haven't done that since first grade, writing about the Battletoads! ... which i might just do that again come to think of it... But not without an artist. I have candidates in mind. busy candidates who have lives and make more money doing their own thing :P
