"D.n.D":
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Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice!
See me stride out of the kitchen
On your little cellphone screen
Out for all that I can get
If you know what I mean
Dungeons to the left of me
And dragons to the right
Ain't got no bow
Ain't got no knife
Don't you start no fight
'Cause it's DnD, I'm rollin' the dice
DnD, and I'll win the fight
DnD, I'm a ranged Weretoad
DnD, Nat 20 Roll!
I'm dirty, mean, I'm mighty unclean
I'm a wanted toad
Public enemy number one
Get the load?
So lock up your mimics
Lock up your prize
Lock up your back door
Run for your life
The frog is back in town
So don't you mess me 'round
'Cause it's DnD, I'm rollin' the dice
DnD, and I'll win the fight
DnD, I'm a Battletoad
DnD, watch me explode
DnD
Dice! Dice! Dice!
DnD
Dice! Dice! Dice!
DnD
Dice! Dice! Dice!
DnD
Dice! Dice! Dice!
DnD
Dice! Dice! Dice!
I'm rollin' the dice
DnD
Dice! Dice! Dice!
And I'll win the fight
DnD
Dice! Dice! Dice!
Found a magic geode
DnD, Nat 20 Roll!!!
~modified by Redundant Jovian Thor
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