Tuesday, September 16, 2025

Hollow Elegy

Grounded. No games, no movies, no TV Mom doesn't approve of, AND only for the segment of THAT program! Life just got heavy; all the heaps of chores, loss of privileges, and daily reminders - lectures really - that growing up and having freedom isn't free and it costs your free time in responding to real obligations: heavy deep; you're not ashamed, embarrassed, or worried, you don't feel slightly guilty for what you did- or rather what you didn't do- by not staying in contact.
Arguing was futile, as you spent the night finding out, when early morning's sunrise prompted Mom to cut the talk short and double down on reinforcing your discipline. "I'll contact Impa and see what she thinks about increasing your training workouts after we get some sleep. You're absolutely lucky I don't work tomorrow!" She said, finally, with a yawn, and sternly pointed you to your room. "I'm disconnecting the Nintendo tomorrow." She said before flicking off the light.

You wake up indignant yet curiously focused. Looking back on last night.
Having not wanted to say too much, you tried to no avail to explain how the tan redhead at the deli stole your Gameboy and sword, but Mom didn't remember seeing anyone else at the deli and you didn't trust that knowing her name would quell suspicions, but quite the opposite. Mentioning the Goron's name put a suspicious pause in the argument and you assumed it was best to divest associations with the street crowd, so you never mentioned Nabooru by name, and Mom hadn't even asked about Marin.

You had never been grounded before, and expected it to feel different. Nothing out of the ordinary, no guilt, no shame, not even anger, although mildly frustrated and confused; you're adamant to prove your case and....

You're not awake enough yet to fully focus your thoughts; and simply go through the motions, letting the indignation run its course.

You direct it into stretching and shadow boxing- or more accurately shadow fencing, since you're practicing sword techniques, not punching. 

You start off touching your toes like usual but something unexpectedly comes over you and your synapses take over; performing autonomous actions that you'd been training, automatically, and you slide into a stance, slowly, moving as if you had a heavy broadsword in both hands, performing slashes, chops, stabs, and spinning strikes in a fluid dance like as if Taijiquan or Yoga.

You're performing almost unconsciously and almost instantly forget, while it began, that you're performing automatic movement, and by the time you're conscious of it, an hour has passed! 

You didn't realize that you'd only gotten 4 hours of sleep when you woke in a foul mood, but felt wide awake and alert now. 
But hungry. SO hungry. The unconscious workout wreaked havoc on your appetite, and your gums were itching.

It was only 9:42 by the time you started downstairs, absent minded that Marin had dropped you off around midnight and then you spent an hour being lectured before arguing for the next 4 or so...

You quietly descend the stairs and pour a bowl of cereal. The plinking of cereal against the bowl or clatter of your spoon, much to your demise, must have been a tad too loud because, before the milk could be poured, mom came downstairs in a foul mood already ready to pick up lecturing from where it left off, and you drop the spoon in the dish, now full of milk and cereal. 

Mom isn't furious, and she's not frantic at all- opposite of last night- but her cold sternness is frightening, and you slink down in the chair.

She critically reminds you that you're grounded now and "there will be extra chores for you to help me with, like cleaning the kitchen, sorting dirty- and folding clean laundry- don't worry I'll show you how- separating and pairing socks, along with your current chores already." You attempt to express protest but she talks over you, ignoring it. 

"You'll be going with me to do groceries, next time I'm out, and when I'm at work, you'll be at Impa's. This morning I've already received her response to my text last night and you'll be going with me when I leave early for work to drop you off. In the mean time, load the dish washer and go unload the dryer when you're done." She pauses, "right after you finish eating and washing everything you just used- by hand."

You wince but focus on eating. 

You follow her instructions and begrudgingly carry them out. By the time you finish unloading the dryer, mom's already catching you up on more chores.

"I'll show you how we fold clothes while you mate socks- and make sure they match." And so followed the afternoon.


It was a long day and you're finally allowed to go to bed- which you've never felt more grateful for before in your life. 

You dream that night; a vivid dream of an endless and multifaceted void, constantly shifting, stirring, and billowing but strangely featureless and clear. The dream feels like a brief moment, not possibly more than five seconds. And you're stirring awake, grouchy, groggy, and sore from all day chores.

Grounding is starting to feel rotten. 
Groaning and growling in a somewhat cute sound given your youth, you protest the morning, keeping your eyes shut tight and furrowed. But you know it's no use and will have another long day ahead at Impa's today. Mom said "early" so you squint at the alarm clock: 

4:16.am. It reads.

You feel the lack of sleep in your eyes, which feel like a cracked desert dry lake bed, and regret looking. You roll back over and drift asleep for the next hour before mom wakes you up. "Take a quick shower and brush your teeth, get ready for training."

She seemed perky. Which felt disgusting right now...
But you follow through.


It all feels autonomous now and you find yourself in the car; on the road, bound for Impa's in no time, and before you know it, you're waving goodby to mom from the front steps.

"Child..." Impa's voice shatters your brain fog, "You're growing up and you'll be faced with such impossible dilemmas like this, wherein sometimes, you can do the right thing and still be punished..."
She drifts off but has much yet to say and you can sense it, waking up more clearly. 

"I am not going to be any harder on you because of this, and I'm going to train you in stealth because of this. Bring grounded, I dare not defy your mother; except... This presents itself as an opportunity not to be overlooked." You suspect you have a good idea what her thinking is.

She continues "I expect you not to go against your mother, but in site of that I want you to sneak out tonight and meet me in a very specific location not far from your house. An alleyway only 3 blocks-" your shocked expression and astonishment catches her attention and interrupts silently. "You're right to be concerned, but I know how to navigate the Lost Woods... I can and must teach you sooner or later anyways!" And cracks an uncharacteristic smile for a brief moment.

You feel uneasy but trust her enough that it's not discomfiting. She leads you into the house and the smell of bacon, eggs, and toast overwhelms you. "Seat yourself at the dining table and enjoy your breakfast this morning!" You hear Zelda call from the kitchen!

Thursday, July 10, 2025

Dire Spoiler Warning: Deep Lore and Heavy Feels ahead!

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Extra Dire Spoiler Warning: Deep Lore and Heavy Feels ahead!

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Deity's Destiny (deep lore)
Lighthearted Prelude (Hero of Time reborn)
Wooded Minuet (Malon, witches, and lore, oh my)
(*)Flowing Serenade (Downtown mysteries, secret reputations surfacing, everything is connected)
(These * 2 * chapter * titles * might * be * reversed)
(*)Bolero Flambé (Lost Woods, Rutostasia's secret, Training begins)
Shade's Nocturne (Sheik, park brawl, meet the Wolfoes)
Spiritual Requiem (retrieve stolen goods, secret reputation (un)clarity)
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Hollow Elegy (stealth & escape, introducing Cyclo)

Quantum Bossa Nova (Forest Temple, meet Navi, & 13 montage to 17)

Crater Lake Lullaby (discover Death Mt.)

Woke Sonata (awakening Navi and entering the dark world for the first time)

Chronology Oath (collecting legendary relics into adulthood)

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"Lich Jester" King, William McCardinal Robins of Hyrule, reveals the Twili fate of an older era Gerudo tribe, banished from an extinct version of Hyrule for their investigation of chaos magic that had attracted the attention of Demise and fell to the void; banished to the Twilight realm, a buffer between realms, who persisted safely and independently and became masters over the matters of chaos and the void, leading to the creation of the fused shadow.


He continues on to reveal Ganondorf Dragmire to be a victim of Demise and tells the tragic tale he learned, over the centuries, of Ganondorf's childhood- during the "end game chapter".

About being bullied for obesity, his strict upbringing and magic schooling, and being the only male, pushing him to investigate chaos magic: and trigger Demise, who promptly possessed Ganondorf and then split his mother, the weather priestess and sorceress, Twinrova, in two counterparts of herself and put her under Ganon's possession.

And how Ganon kept the king alive as a skeletal court jester.


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At the near-end of the story, before meeting the puppet Ganondorf fight, *In-game - in-game saves* must be 0 in order for time travel Impa to gift Link the fused shadow: a prerequisite trigger for the Fierce Deity assimilation of Shadow Link.


Part of the post-game and Fierce Deity requirements is also healing the Fairie Queen by helping her lift her curses: 

Her magic lock, as child Link, following her appearance, and then her memory as a young adult/teenager.


Once she remembers who she is and was, she guides Link to the dark world for the first time!*¹


Without the Faerie Queen's memories, Link cannot obtain the Deity's Hilt as an adult.

It radiates outward and pushes you away with greater intensity, the younger you are ... Even as an adult...


... The Dark World Deku Tree Fight...


To find her, go to the curio shop...

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Companion Fairies are born from Deku Trees being planted.

Faerie Queens are adult companion Fairies.

Deku Trees are dead Hylians who didn't turn into Stalfoes.


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The Deity's Hilt is wood from The Deku Tree of Link's mother's Dekuwood core...

Buried in the corresponding Dark Deku Tree in the dark world.


*¹She remembers the Hero of Time was her son and she was his fairie companion, and her body became the next Deku Tree, but had to be used by the goddesses to craft an exclusive, extraordinarily special, and excessively powerful weapon.


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[The] Deity's Hilt is a dagger sized short sword made of Deku Wood and seems indestructible.

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"Deity's Sword" is the magic rod screwed into the "bottom" of the hilt where the stick is blunt.

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Treble Staff is The Hero of Time's Heart on the sharp end. The "blades"  and cross guard are one contingent braid of Chronosonic vortices.

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A fire rod, ice rod, and lightning rod can be combined to create a Dominion rod.


A Dominion Rod can be combined with the Lense of truth to create the Magic Rod, which is used with medallions. 


☢️Bombos, 🌨️Ether, and 🪨Quake all make a return.

Others will include 🪙Profit, ⚡Thunder, 🌊Tsunami, 🌀Hurricane, and 🔥Meteor; as well as Forest, Water, Fire, Shadow, Spirit, and Light; combining those 6 into the Royal Medallion.


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Gameplay concepts

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[Up to 5] Characters Link can team up with, not counting your fairy, Cyclo: (in order of opportunities[so far]) (party of 6 [7 including Cyclo bro])



Krystal, Rutostasia, and Malon (beginning, parkour) 

Zelda (to and from Ruto's)

Impa (first time training)

Goron Link (right before:)

Marin, and Ilia (just before getting grounded)


Midna, Twila, Nabooru, Agatha, Pamela's Father (canonically never reveals his name), Anju, Kafei, Wolfos Link, Zora Link, (Gerudo) Linkle, Beedle, Kiki the monkey, Scrage The Tenth, a Chain Chomp, Navi, and The Boomer Boys.


All can be romanced for unique storylines and endings, with unique post game content; EXCEPT for Impa, Dr. Robbie (: Pam's dad), Anju and Kafei, Kiki, Scrage Brushly X, Chain Chomp, and Navi, whom all have unique (platonic) storyline fulfilments, and all romance is strictly optional. The "romancable" characters all have alternative, separate, platonic storyline options ALSO.


(None of this will be in the actual story/fanfic but some references will come up)

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Twinrova was split into Koume and Kotake by Demise's magic early on while Twila is Midna's literal shadow double, which she herself is projecting on purpose to deliberately and preemptively inhibit her own chaos connection. 

But that's never revealed in (this) story.


Unless Link pursues (one of) her, we don't learn that detail.....

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During the first fight with Ganondorf, he is possessed by a subdued Demise who the King had learned was susceptible to humor and kept weak with laughter: by keeping genuinely friendly company with Ganondorf.

After the king takes too long with explaining things to Link, initially, Ganondorf abruptly interrupts, knocks the king out, and attacks Link. 

The first fight is a classic throwback to OoT phantom Ganon's painting trick, but Link has to protect the King until he can regain his senses and crack a hilarious joke.

("Ganon, what does a turd honking to pass sound like? OH! But wait! I am just a skeleton and I can't fart!" /In the style of Robin Williams)


After which, Ganondorf joins the party because he is deeply grateful, since Demise vanishes from Ganondorf's presence until the second encounter ........... 

Which will be a throwback to the first half of the final battle in OoT. (Volleyball)

The third encounter is the weapons disarming back and forth. (Volleyball prison rules)


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Cyclo is a "Gym Bro about" his ENcycloPEDIC knowledge of monsters and people, history, and logic, but typically nice and compassionate- in his "br'own" way... (Midna/Twila: "I'm not a bro, dude. Do you have to keep calling me that?" Cyclo: "I call everyone bro, bro! Don't sweat it")


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The Deku King and princess are a decoy. 


The Deku Butler(s) is(are) the royalty. 


Scrage Brushly X      (MM reference "Deku Link")

Dekusworth IX   (MM reference butler race)

Aarchdükchök IX (missing, presumed dead - )


Each named after his great grandfather for going on ten generations.

(Scrage Brushly IX was Aarchdükchök's father, etc all the way back to scrage the first.)


Their last name is Dekuczar.

(AD, DD, & SBD)



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"Dampé" is a pentuplet and the boys' 'assistant' in each group: 


Oilé: (oil-ä: oily) Pit crew boss for the Mafia and acts as a pit crew member of the "good guy" cyan racer, first of the 5 "Boomer twins", C.J. .¹


Owié: (ow-ä: owie) Boxing coach for the Mafia and acts as the "good guy" purple brawler, second of the 5 Boomer twins, Topher.²


Shiné: (shine-ä: shiny) Vault guard for the Thieves' Guild and camaraderie pal of the third of the 5 Boomer twins, Chris.³


Leoné: (leön-ä: Leoné) Personal butler of the fourth Boomer twin and the "good guy" yellow tuxedo Mafioso, Christopher.⁴ 


And literally Dampé (damp-ä: Dampé), the fifth Boomer twin's hobo companion, the homeless boomer: Kris.⁵


Dampé's family name is Gormon and all 5 are brothers. 

Dampé is Ingo's pentuplet brothers', Ango's, Engo's, Ingo's, Ongo's, and Üngo's Father. (All but ungo look like their mother)


Gormon is the married name of Talon's sister (Marin was named after her) and Talon is her maiden name. (RIP - childbirth [quintuplets {orphaned}])

Making the Gormon brothers his in-laws.


Talon Talon married Cremia Romani and inherited her father's ranch.

Ingo be Ingoing. "In mourning" of his wife, moved in with Talon and Cremia... Under the impression he'd be working there... And never told them about the quintuplets.

Dampé and his brothers are oblivious that the boomer boys are their nephews (and Dampé's grandsons) which gets revealed slowly over the course of all 5 boys' platonic story quests and not relevant to the Fierce Deity Origins Story I'm writing...


But has references.

(If I didn't publish this, those references would not be easily noticed)


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Before the final battle with Demise, a violent encounter with Girahim reveals the existence of the Scarred Realm, an endless pit of flesh and gore- Demise's equivalent to Hylia's Sacred Realm, and a prerequisite mini-dungeon to (temporarily) rescue Ganondorf from possession.


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After receiving Hylia's True Life Blessing, Link's wish for "all of them" triggers a 100 hour, 4 minute, 4.04 second long "eternal battle" with Demise before the sword evolves into A Light Based version of Majora (to be named) [Treble Staff?] (battlesuit) who informs Link that "*our wish* has been fully manifested and this whole time, I've been analyzing our fight and Demise's behaviors; and I think I can end this fight, but it's going to take all the powers you've ever unlocked!" And manifests every tool, weapon, treasure, upgrade, etc. Link has ever discovered inthroughout The Legend of Zelda-series, requiring everything from the double claw shot, the Cane of Somaria, and Roc's Feather, to the Fire Rod, Light Arrows, and Ocarina of Time: each manifesting mostly at random, some manifesting in response to damages caused by others and the Ocarina manifesting last to play the Lullaby of Time (uniquely and especially composed and taught to you by Hylia using her temporal instancing "in that moment") followed by the Song of Healing. 

The Lullaby of Time puts Demise into a Temporal Instance Sleep, but the Song of Healing doesn't turn Demise into a mask, but instead- -... ... ..... ...... ............ ..................................................... .................................................................... ..................................................

"Don't tell anyone about this, keep it between us." (*The *Legends** of Zelda- "complete" needs editing)



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Flute Boy's name is Tingle; drama, plot, dialog, and time travel result in a sign calling the location "Tinkle Tree"


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As the opening scene of The Legend of Zelda concludes with Link's Demise-  as they've just finished watching; 

Idk.

Rewrite. (Done)


Kept for reference.

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Krystal, a Kokiri daughter and Sage of the forest, can use magic and store *some* equipment, but relies primary on magical songs on her Deku Ocarina to augment the party or nerf the enemy.


Rutostasia, the orphaned princess of the Zoras, is extremely awkward on land and slow, but can't be paced in the water! 

On land, while she can fight, she's useless in basic combat until she learns from Zora Link but a proficient combatant in the water.


Malon, a redheaded horse enthusiast, travels with her companion and horse, Epona, everywhere she goes and carries extra servings of Lon Lon milk to share with the party. She isn't defenseless, but not useful in combat dismounted.


Zelda, the reincarnation of the Princess herself, is tomboyish and stubborn, and has the ability to use magic. As a party member, she can defend and heal using Nayru's love through the Triforce of Wisdom.


Zelda will never change into Sheik while already in the party and vice versa.


Sheik is Zelda's alter-ego persona and identity. He is highly agile and skilled in hand to hand combat with moderate weapons proficiency. 

Makes the best spy and scout without using magic alternatives.


Impa, the last Sheikah, is Zelda's personal assistant, attendant, nanny, trainer, and teacher. She wields shadow magic and can cast illusions to distract, deter, and diminish enemies, she is a weapons master and can expertly wield any weapon. 


Goron Link, a homeless and displaced Goron, protects the skate park where Impa and Zelda serve food for the misfortunate and has the ability to deflect almost any physical projectiles, eats rocks and boulders for strength and stamina boosts, and can curl up into a ball and roll as fast as a racecar, which doubles as an attack and can be upgraded with magic.


Marin, a mechanically inclined Hylian redhead who ran away from home as a young teenager, owns and operates the best auto shop in Hyruletropolis and can help the party get around in her extra fast car, but only up to 4 passengers can ride along, so a full party will lose one or two members unless it's Malon, Goron Link, Midna/Twila, or C.J., all of whom have a fast travel option to follow along.


Ilia, a lost young Hylian girl, is not an adventurous member, but can see and hear exceptionally well and makes for excellent reconnaissance... She also has the ability to neutralize hostility in wildlife and nothing except *actual monsters* will attack the party unprovoked when she's around.


Midna, or Twila, is a Twili native, princess, and Shadow Sorceress. Midna is the authentic article but both function identically, able to bypass speed by moving through shadows, specifically individuals' shadows, and teleporting items and objects. Including party members, but not through solid objects or walls and only short distances & *home* locations - outside of dungeons.


Nabooru, a Gerudian warrior and thief, is a nomadic loner who leads the thieves' guild and acts as an intermediary between the Gerudo nation and the Hyrule underground. She can pick pockets, pick locks, bypass traps and security measures more easily than others, and uses Gerudian martial arts with weapons proficiency second only to Impa. Having Nabooru around let's you "allow" her to steal certain items from most vendors.


Agatha, a Hylian bug collector and heiress to a huge fortune, isn't combat useful but instead has a magical connection to insects that enables her to perform recon and espionage, plus she will pay for *everything* after her story is unfolded, upon receiving her inheritance.


Dr Robbie (Pamela's Father canonically never reveals his name), is a human scientist who desperately seeks to find, observe, and study magical phenomena. He isn't useful for combat but "can" fight; but he knows how to make red potions, can learn to make green and eventually blue ones as well.


Anju, your Aunt, is a surprisingly cunning and charismatic Hylian whose silver tongue can override many people's better judgement. She isn't combat capable, and won't enter dungeons or dangerous places. She's useful for getting around the Yellow Tuxedo Mafia.


Kafei, a Hylian shop keep, can carry a surprising amount of weight and hauls an all-terrain luggage device to increase your storage capacity for equipment and weapons. He won't run from danger but he isn't a fighter. Instead, he carries extra food and drink free of charge, and discounted potions.


Wolfos Link, a Shadow Wolfos, is a boomerang expert and, feral, combat enthusiast. He can't use his shadow techniques in firelight or daylight, but can create shadow copies of himself and turn invisible. He can't go anywhere.... Civilized... And will either go on a rampage or automatically abandon the party without warning if you enter certain places - depending on the place how he'll react, for example, he plain avoids urbanized modern spaces, but might get aggressive in pre-modern villages.


Zora Link, a forest Zora, knows an unique martial arts style that is a forest Zora treasured secret: you only learn the very basics from him, late in the game, and he is always 1.61 times higher level than you, even after you find the master in order to learn disarming techniques.


Linkle, Gerudo Link, is a dynamic "Link copycat" for lack of a better description.


Beedle, a human merchant nomad, loves to collect bugs and junk, and has an even more astonishing and impressive carrying capacity than Kafei. He will always be ready to sell anything he collects, and sometimes it's even not completely useless. He uses a wrist rocket with significantly more power and range.


Kiki the monkey, an outcast purple monkey, lives in the dark world and aides you in seemingly random situations ... For a price. And gets bored easily, unless you have more rupees. But in combat, Kiki will run no matter what and won't come back until you retrace your steps.... If you can. However, Kiki can climb many things you and others cannot, and fits into tight spaces.


Scrage Brushly Dekuczar the Tenth, son of the butler King of the Dekus, is an adventurous Deku Scrub who ran away from home and wants to explore the world. He can do everything Dekus can but better. He can spit Deku nuts, bombflower seeds, and even learn to inhale incoming physical projectiles to shoot them back.


a Chain Chomp, is a chain comp, is a chain comp that ran away from home and got lost. He'll follow you if you have a certain item on hand. And the reward for returning him home is his friendship and unwavering support. He can eat most enemies and one-shot many of them.  Interestingly enough, Lynels fear Chain Chomp and will flee from him.


Navi, the Faerie Queen, will escort you to the King. She isn't an optional companion anywhere except the Dark World Hyruletropolis.


"The Boomer Boys" (even though they're all 2 years older than Marin) each have their own special talents and skills to offer: 


C.J. has overall better vehicle control and his own suped up racecar he'll drive you in, but you can't have other party members except Malon, who will ride Epona along, Marin, who has the only car faster than C.J.'s, Midna/Twila, who can travel through shadows, and Goron Link, who will roll along behind.


Topher is a berserker and will overpower almost any opponent up to a small Goron. But if you have other party members, they'll be at risk of becoming a target until he calms down, however Goron Link and Kris can withstand and even calm him (by being a target).


Chris is almost as good for everything Nabooru can do; as her apprentice. However, unlike her, he isn't inhibited from stealing from you and everyone in the party, and only she and Kris can deter him.


Christopher has more inheritance than Agatha, but he's stingy and only buys certain things for the party, but he's an excellent mediator and negotiator and can keep his brothers in check when in the party. Unless at least 2 of his brothers or Kris is/are in the group, he'll run from a fight but won't run from the party.


Kris is a jack of all trades and does everything his brothers do, but better, except he doesn't have anything to do it with and you have to equip him: no vehicle (and that's expensive) but Marin and C.J. will let him drive if they're in the party because he's the most skilled; no friendly fire but he's difficult to infuriate to the point of berserk power; and he's on par with Nabooru but doesn't like stealing or carrying weapons. HOWEVER, he carries around a prized shovel that he can dig and attack with.  If the other 4 boomers are present in the party, his skills amplify and so do his brothers', ultimately bringing them above all:

Goron Link, Impa, and Nabooru.



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Nabooru has first heart break: when Impa and Sheik reveal Link's destiny to her - only *necessary* heartbreak for Fierce Deity assimilation;

The sound of quartz humming followed by an abrupt crack.


• * * * all others must be "pursued" for their hearts to break!

• before pursuing any, none become jealous - and when that begins, heartbreak becomes possible if you lead anyone on.


Saria, "krystal" ;

A x:r breaks, where x is density of wood and r is age; under circumstantial conditions a leaf crunches, a twig snaps, a branch cracks, etc. 



Rutostasia: 

Ice shatters.



Malon: 

A melancholy roster crows.



Marin:

An engine fails to start *y

y=her affection level; ignition click x#1-3, turn over but fail, turn over but die 



Midna/Twila:

Mournful howling wolf.



Agatha:

A bottle breaks + bugs skittering.



Ilia:

Wind howls mournfully through the trees.



Goron Link:

A splash in the water *x  where x equals his affection level; a pebble, gravel, rock, stone, or boulder splashing. 



Beedle:

A bug crunching underfoot *x where x equals his affection level; a tiny, small, mid, large, or huge bug. 



Wolfos Link:

A low growl, whine, and mournful howl.



Zora Link:

Water draining*x. Where x=his affection level: dripping faucet, quiet drain, and high volume flooding wash...



(Gerudo) Linkle:

The sounds of battle*x. Where x=her affection level: a duel, a skirmish, a battle, a war.



The Boomer Boys:

No effect for any one of them no matter their affection toward you: they always have each other for moral support! 


(That's 19 alternate endings!!!)


I'm trying to come up with 3 varieties of every character for game-purposes: 


Picking male player, female player, and gender neutral player to alter certain members in the "dating pool" to be opposite gender for male or female options: 

Such as the Prince of Hyrule, Zach, or Prince Ralis instead of Ruto. Or Illiad instead of Ilia, and Martin and Mario instead of Marin and Malon....  Hypothetically. Presuming game production