A blast of thunder errenousely precedes the blinding flash (this is because Toon Force has become unfettered and unbridled and unleashed by the hand of God) as you are transported into your own imagination to bear witness of the mighty Bugs Bunny in a boxing arena versus Lucifer Morningstar!
Elmer Fudd referees the fight, explaining the rules.
"Ah, uh, now we, can we have a, we want a clean fight here, fellas. Okay?" To which Daffy hollers out, jeering from the audience, "Boooo! Fowl play!" As he anticipated an old trope.
Lucifer ignored Elmer and called upon the Eldritch powers of creation and reality warping to erase the author of this sorry ass story, not knowing that Redundant Jovian Thor is an Omniversal Singularity and incapable of ceasing to exist; I laugh at him and tell him everything's going to be fine, he just had to fight Bugs Bunny!
I throw him back into the story and continue narrating.
Lucifer is furious and wraps his fingers into the very fabric of your imagination, attempting to escape this poorly written story; to no avail.
"Ehhh..." Bugs chews loudly on his carrot. "What's up, doc? It looks like you're trying to pull an Edward Newgate on the poor audience!" He takes another bite, still chewing loudly.
"Childish!" Morningstar retorts. "I will not be humiliated as so!" And he continues clawing at your imagination (don't worry, I'm protecting it with the most perfect plot armor: reasons) in attempt to escape the fight.
"Foolish mortal! How can you keep me here?!?"
Lucifer calls out at me. I ignore him and continue writing. "The Author isn't going to appeal to your demands, you know..." Bugs offhandedly mentioned, noisily finishing the last of his carrot.
"What do you mean 'the author'?!? Is God writing a new story?" Lucifer responded, less furious, more confused.
"You might as well consider him God if you're in his stories, but he's not THAT God! Come on, let's just get it done and over with."
Lucifer enrages and grows twelve times more massive, growing demonic wings and horns, and breaking through the ceiling of the boxing gym! (So rude!)
Bugs whips out a cigar case and retrieves another carrot.
Lucifer's hooved foot lifts to squash Bugs, Bugs eyeballs him sarcastically.
Morningstar thrusts his hoof down, Bugs yawns and bites the carrot.
The foot falls, Bugs raises his eyebrows suggestively.
The foot slams into the arena, through the ring, through the floor, through the foundations, and Lucifer twists his hoof around to finalize the splatter of the cartoon Wabbit.
The pen lifts off the paper, as Bugs finalizes the animation, and the ink sucks Lucifer Morningstar up into the pen, and bugs gives the pen to me.
I think Lucifer might be protesting or complaining or... IDK? Probably trying to escape?
I don't care.
I got a new pen!
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