Two Piece Man Z: Shippuden DX

 "I'M HUNGRY! SANJI!!!"

Luffy belts out at sunset from the bow of The Thousand Sunny.

Usopp huffs in exasperation, just to his side-rear, fishing.

Nami, too, in her tangerine orchard on the upper deck.

Also Brook, even though he has no lungs, while playing the violin softly on the poop deck.

And Chopper, inside the ship in his medical lab, crushing up medicine in a mortar.

As well as Franky, in the engine room checking and filling cola reserves.

Then robin covers her mouth and stifles a laugh, smiling.

While Jinbei rolls his eyes at the helm and smiles awkwardly.

"GIVE ME MEAT!!!"

Usopp replies "I guess you smell the food Sanji is already cooking, and it smells like it's done, just go sit at the table or something!" Getting up, frustrated, and joining the migrating crew as everyone gathered at the table.

When Sanji bursts out, scolding their captain, "I'm setting the table right now, Luffy!!!!! Quit yer hollering and go eat already!" Unaware that Zoro woke from the crow's nest and jumped down- incidentally(-intentionally)- right behind him. Startling Sanji when he spoke "Oi! Curly-brow!" Glaring at Sanji. He turned quickly and stepped back, glaring back "Mosshead!" 

Zoro just smiled wickedly with his lips for a split second, and entered the dining room. 

Robin, Chopper, Brook, and Franky were already having polite conversation, patiently seated at the table. Luffy stretches in and snaps into his seat with a crash, pulling Zoro and Sanji in with him, interrupting everyone. Except Nami, who is watering her tangerines and ignoring everyone; fed up with their antics and behavior for the day.

Though fully aware of the commotion, and the (dinner) time.

She sighed and muttered about "being difficult *all* day long" and marches toward the dining room. "I wish I could just get ONE day of peace!" She screamed, halfway there.

Jinbei was only just at the door, entering, and winced; entering to a rowdy crew all over the table and at each other's throats, frozen awkwardly.

Nami was loud enough that everyone else also heard it and stopped arguing and wrestling at the table, suddenly and, somewhat uncharacteristically, self conscious. Doubly so at Jinbei's entry.

Sanji got up and hurried himself with serving.

The sudden quiet was too suspicious for Nami's last nerve and she glared hard at everyone from behind Jinbei while he crossed the threshold and seated himself. Just standing with her hands on her hips. Glaring.

Everyone sunk into seats and looked miserably up at her, pathetically apologetic.

She ignored them.

Seating herself as Sanji served her first with perky enthusiasm, and he finally got caught up with her glare and sulked back, cheering up only after reaching Robin - after Brook, then mosshead, followed by Chopper then Franky.

"Robin chuannnn!" He gleefully greeted her, and received the prize of her smile! Floating happily on to Jinbei then Luffy.

"Hey Sanji, hurry up I'm starving!!!" Was his prize from the captain at placing Jinbei's meal before him.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah you'll get your food!!" He snapped, returning to the kitchen to expertly throw and place a mountain of meat on the middle of the table, to which Luffy was already quickly gobbling up almost as quickly as Sanji tossed it in.

"You know, Sanji; I think you forgot someone" Usopp piped up.

"Then hurry up and grab something before the captain eats it all! Don't distract me!"

"Oi! Curlbrow, that just means you're not training hard enough!" Zoro challenged.

Chopper laughed and book "Yo-ho-ho-ho!"ed.

The meal was normal thereafter.

Luffy stealing other people's food, food fights, laughter, Brook's music, play, and roughhousing to Robin's amusement.

Nobody noticing Nami's quiet departure.

LOONEYFER MORNINGY and BUGS BUNNYSTAR

 A blast of thunder errenousely precedes the blinding flash (this is because Toon Force has become unfettered and unbridled and unleashed by the hand of God) as you are transported into your own imagination to bear witness of the mighty Bugs Bunny in a boxing arena versus Lucifer Morningstar!

Elmer Fudd referees the fight, explaining the rules.

"Ah, uh, now we, can we have a, we want a clean fight here, fellas. Okay?" To which Daffy hollers out, jeering from the audience, "Boooo! Fowl play!" As he anticipated an old trope.

Lucifer ignored Elmer and called upon the Eldritch powers of creation and reality warping to erase the author of this sorry ass story, not knowing that Redundant Jovian Thor is an Omniversal Singularity and incapable of ceasing to exist; I laugh at him and tell him everything's going to be fine, he just had to fight Bugs Bunny!

I throw him back into the story and continue narrating.

Lucifer is furious and wraps his fingers into the very fabric of your imagination, attempting to escape this poorly written story; to no avail.

"Ehhh..." Bugs chews loudly on his carrot. "What's up, doc? It looks like you're trying to pull an Edward Newgate on the poor audience!" He takes another bite, still chewing loudly.

"Childish!" Morningstar retorts. "I will not be humiliated as so!" And he continues clawing at your imagination (don't worry, I'm protecting it with the most perfect plot armor: reasons) in attempt to escape the fight.

"Foolish mortal! How can you keep me here?!?"

Lucifer calls out at me. I ignore him and continue writing. "The Author isn't going to appeal to your demands, you know..." Bugs offhandedly mentioned, noisily finishing the last of his carrot.

"What do you mean 'the author'?!? Is God writing a new story?" Lucifer responded, less furious, more confused.

"You might as well consider him God if you're in his stories, but he's not THAT God! Come on, let's just get it done and over with."

Lucifer enrages and grows twelve times more massive, growing demonic wings and horns, and breaking through the ceiling of the boxing gym! (So rude!)

Bugs whips out a cigar case and retrieves another carrot.

Lucifer's hooved foot lifts to squash Bugs, Bugs eyeballs him sarcastically.

Morningstar thrusts his hoof down, Bugs yawns and bites the carrot.

The foot falls, Bugs raises his eyebrows suggestively.

The foot slams into the arena, through the ring, through the floor, through the foundations, and Lucifer twists his hoof around to finalize the splatter of the cartoon Wabbit.

The pen lifts off the paper, as Bugs finalizes the animation, and the ink sucks Lucifer Morningstar up into the pen, and bugs gives the pen to me.

I think Lucifer might be protesting or complaining or... IDK? Probably trying to escape?

I don't care.

I got a new pen!