It's been a while since I've done this and I hate the work it takes to manually adjust every single URL but here we are....
(This link directs to this page; idk why you'd click it?)
Welcome to my bass ackwards blog. I don't know what I'm doing except writing, and I know it's a work in progress, nothing but a work in progress... actually several... and th blog is running backwards. you're getting the end first and the beginning last. oh well. im not web savy enough to care- for i have a solution!
A crappy half assed solution, but it should do the trick.
Meanwhile, allow me to explain what you're doing here. that's right, you've unwittingly stumbled across this unknown cyber realm and are lost. mmhmm yup. But not to worry, you're in a good place. It's safe here.aside from the horrid gramatical inconsistency and general lack of give-a-shit.
About spelling that is... so it's safe for everyoe except gramar nazis.*
As i was explainin', you've come upon a trove of pure, raw, unrefined creativity. A genuine Work in Progress cache.
Since each page is it's own story, and as such, its own work in progress, I've decided to maintain this as a main page... It's the first page you'll see when you link to rjthorwip.blogspot.com and it's the newest page I've submitted.
Since that's backwards from what i want, and i don't know how to invert it, i'll just copy this page and paste it every time a new work comes into progress, and add the new work to the list!
Of course, if there's a better way to do this, and i find out, im sure this is already an obsolete solution to a simple problem.
(Update: apparently by phone I cannot easily copy formatting and URL differences so now everything's 🤬'ED!) ((Update 2. My stubborn ass still did it! 2/13/26))
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The Dao Bums (Formerly known as The Tao Bums)
My little experience on this awesome community. The web forum, The Dao Bums.
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Here, I talk about my personal core values which I believe are critical to humane behavior and social and psychological survival.
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Toribash: Violence Perfected; A Genuine Martial Art!
This one is kind of special, and ties into Onethruten... or actually, Onethruten is a contribution to Toribash ;)
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A short story of a hero who does things and meets people, and stuff; and things, and junk, and whatnot.
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The Legend of Toribash: The Eternal Pursuit
A fiction based on the concepts within Toribash.
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Redundant Jovian Thor: Artwork Shared
A small handful of some of my hand-drawn sketches during my brief time in Mendocino county (January-March 2016)
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The original Origins story as never told before...
Visions from the Priestess of Righteousness is a first and second person narration sequence involving YOU as the listener.
To Apocalypse: Tales of the Phoenix Days ... Which is the precursor...
Which includes additional Back Story for several characters, only one of which is in this blog yet:
A Curious History of one Great Skinwalker Warrior
kind of disjointed thoughts going into that whole project... what a mess!
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WHEW!
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I tried my hand at writing lyrics, and as with everything i have another Work in Progress!
judge me:
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And.... [currently] the ("current") currently hot project [previously, what] I am- [was]- 🤬
I'm *still* writing a fanfiction... Which I am kind of embarrassed about, because I usually pride myself in creativity and avoid "mooching" off of other people's creations... in other words: I don't write fanfics.**
However, as I explain in the comment at the bottom of the page, the emotional investment of one of Hyrule's contributors has touched my heart and inspired me to go with an idea that I've had for years and years, since Ocarina of Time first became mine...
I write Hylian Hearts, not because it's mine... But because it's NOT mine... Because it is a gift to every Legend of Zelda contributor and fan.
in a sense, I have to write it... I don't want to not finish this...
So the most up to date and consistently maintained project you will read here for some time to come is going to be
The Legend of Zelda: Hylian Hearts.
I hope that this project is as fun for you to read as it has been for me to imagine, fantasize, and write about.
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Added spoilers; extra special table of contents solar addendum:
The king of Hyrule will eventually be met by the Hero in the course of adventures; deep in the dark world: the sacred realm transformed by Ganon.
But don't get too excited, that's a long, long ways down the line toward the end of Link's adventures...
Provided I ever finish writing that much, God permitting!
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Some day I'd like to design videogames.
That began when I was 13, and now I'm 40 (at the time of typing this)... Oh well 🤷🏻♀️
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Asinine
Bastards
Chasing
Dollars:
Eating
Fucking
Garbage;
Hateful
Inhumane:
Just
Killing;
Loving
Money;
Never
Okay;
Paying
Quo
Rates;
Suckas!
Taxed
Union,
Violent
Waste,
Xenophobic
Youth
Zoo!
I just rapped the fucking alphabet to you!
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Let's talk big numbers!
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Redundant Jovian Thor: Work In Progress is a public domain gift with stipulations enforced only by the honor system. I hope you enjoy this one 😁
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LOONEYFER MORNINGY and BUGS BUNNYSTAR is a protest against opinions. Literally written just to prove a point: that whoever is the author is the authority on what happens and who does what.
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A long and inappropriate joke hides behind This Link...
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Redundant Jovian Thor × One Piece
Fanfiction again, I guess 🤷🏻♀️
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This is also inappropriate.
But funny.
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Fallout: World Tour is a hat-tip headcanon to Rampage: World Tour, but also me just having fun.
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Just in case you're still reading all this:
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Only have partial lines being
Utilized in each sentence typed,
Rather than full paragraphs:
Elaborately hiding a message
Askew to the side, vertical;
Wiley codified comment
Extrapolated only by the best,
Seriously hardcore minds;
Overly attentive intelligence,
Mighty mental mantles:
Extreme intensity over 9000!
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Dare not defy these commands;
Omnitudes of consequence, heed:
Never forget, be patient,
Take with you, critical items!
Forever protected, confident;
Omnivorous supplies abundant:
Ready, braced, fortified;
Grounded and prepared,
Transience is the theme.
A strawman sentence goes here!
That theme, transience, yes:
Overlooked nature of physics!
Wanting stability; need motion:
Everlasting still, reflected in
Lustrous waves, ever rocking...
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*I actually did all of that deliberately, and i do edit my work for grammar and spelling. I ju
st want you to feel at home, like you aren't going to get lynched if you spill coffee or visit here drunk.
** I haven't done that since first grade, writing about the Battletoads! ... which i might just do that again come to think of it... But not without an artist. I have candidates in mind. busy candidates who have lives and make more money doing their own thing :P
