Mushroom Paradise

 As I jump through the world of the Mushroom Kingdom

I take a look at my life and realize I'm real dumb-

'Cause I've been smashin' and squashin' so long that

Even Bro Luigi thinks that my mind is gone

But I ain't never stomped a koopa that didn't deserve it

Me be treated like a goomba, you know that's unheard-uh'

You better watch how you jumpin' and where you spittin'

Or you and your homies might find pit to get in

I really hate to trip, but I got new power

As they go up in smoke, I see myself in the fire flower

Fool, I'm the kinda plumbuh the little homies wanna be like

On my knees in the pipes, sprayin' fireballs in the cheeps' eyes

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Look at the situation they got me facing

I can't live a normal life, I was raised by the pipes

So I gotta be down with the 'shroom life

Too much video game playin', got me chasing blight 

I'm an educated fool with coins on my mind

Got ninety nine in my hand and a gleam in my eye

I'm a loc'd out plumber, set trippin' wonder

And my homies is down, so don't arouse my thunder

Fool, death ain't nothin' but a koopa away

I'm livin' life do or die, what can I say?

I'm 23 now but will I live to see 24?

The way things is going I don't know

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That the ones we hurt are you and me?

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Power and the coinage, coinage and the power

Minute after minute, hour after hour

Everybody's jumpin', but half of them ain't catchin'

It's going on in the castle, but I don't know what's hatchin'

They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me

If they can't understand it, how can they reach me?

I guess they can't, I guess they won't

I guess they front, that's why I know my life is out of luck, fool

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Been spendin' most their lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Keep spendin' most our lives

Livin' in a mushroom paradise

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That the ones we hurt are you and me?

Tell me why are we so blind to see

That the ones we hurt are you and me?

D.N.D! (Lyrics)

 "D.n.D":

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Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice! Dice!

See me stride out of the kitchen

On your little cellphone screen

Out for all that I can get

If you know what I mean

Dungeons to the left of me

And dragons to the right

Ain't got no bow

Ain't got no knife

Don't you start no fight

'Cause it's DnD, I'm rollin' the dice

DnD, and I'll win the fight

DnD, I'm a ranged Weretoad

DnD, Nat 20 Roll!

I'm dirty, mean, I'm mighty unclean

I'm a wanted toad

Public enemy number one

Get the load?

So lock up your mimics

Lock up your prize

Lock up your back door

Run for your life

The frog is back in town

So don't you mess me 'round

'Cause it's DnD, I'm rollin' the dice

DnD, and I'll win the fight

DnD, I'm a Battletoad

DnD, watch me explode

DnD

Dice! Dice! Dice!

DnD

Dice! Dice! Dice!

DnD

Dice! Dice! Dice!

DnD

Dice! Dice! Dice!

DnD

Dice! Dice! Dice!

I'm rollin' the dice

DnD

Dice! Dice! Dice!

And I'll win the fight

DnD

Dice! Dice! Dice!

Found a magic geode

DnD, Nat 20 Roll!!!

~modified by Redundant Jovian Thor

Hi, Levi, how's my application going?

 I'm pretty sure I filled everything out correctly, yes? 

Oh, sorry, hi Levi, it's Redundant Jovian Thor, just trying to find out if my application went through yet?

I tried calling John but the number was dead.

I'm currently in a blog dimension, just resting up from visiting the, err- one of the many marvel universes (apparently it's actually, functionally, infinite, and Dr weird, or strange or queer or whatever can't imagine more than a handful of that...)

What was I talking about?

Oh yeah. 

Love the blog dimension! Can't forget what's written down! 

So about my applicat- wait, can you hear me? 

Levi?

...

Hello? 

Is this- well, shit, I mean...

Wait, I know it's a blog dimension but I'm sure you can hear me right? 

Eli? Err no, Riley?

Er wait no duck. 

Fuck* 

Ugh 😩 

Lol haha I can use emotes? Nice. 😎 🫨😂😭😂🤣😂🤣😆

🥸🫡😁😙

🤔 Uh 

Ooh I even have a clipboard. 

Err no wait, what was I saying?

OH I bet you don't have the tech for-

🤯😵

Crap. I was in the Raven's Dojo universe playing with time travel ...  If the C.O.C.K.S. anti-perceptech'ed me.... You can't respond in realtime even with your tech..... 😵😵😵😵

I-

Ugh I'll be in your universe ASAP.

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